Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.

You are a Smoosh

by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015

Smoosh

Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.

"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."

by menareuseless April 24, 2020

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011