Smatcho

if your insulting a complete dick and cant think of anything else to call them call them a SMATCHO!! or stick the word into any context you like when your confused. Its an ambiguous word

you dirty SMATCHO
SMATCHO off you SMATCHO

by BILLY SITCH (RAOUL) May 16, 2004

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 1, 2004

smate

a big smelly guy with a hairy tongue

That smate done licked my bald ass head

by clammy November 11, 2003

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.

Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.

by Natate Grande February 19, 2003

Smatta

A "modern english (shortened)" version of saying "What's the matter?"

Person 1: "Smatta?"
Person 2: "Nothin'..."

by ModernEnglish4Evz! August 22, 2011