The act of a male going out in search of extremely old female sexual counterparts. Similar to cougar hunting, but with a more extreme age difference.
by Tonx March 25, 2011
Get the dragon slaying mug.by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007
Get the Hefalump Slaying mug.A game played amongst fraternity brothers when an event or exchange is occurring with what is commonly regarded as a "fucking beat-ass sorority." Here are the rules for this noble sport:
1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.
Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex
However, there's a twist.
x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.
Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex
However, there's a twist.
x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
So a fictional character named Brad is in Delta Iota Kappa. Unfortunately, Alphi Phi has cancelled, so the only sorority they can party with is Beta Alpha Epsilon Tau. Before the girls come over, another guest comes first to visit the brothers: Mr. Vodka and his friend General Gin. If pre-gaming is done correctly, all brothers should be on the verge of blackout to make the degrading and horrific task ahead somewhat bearable. After the Delts have split up, Brad finds himself on his new team, "The Fuckaneers." It's time to play like a champion.
Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.
After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.
After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.
Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.
After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.
After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.
Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
by Mr. Vodka April 29, 2008
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A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
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Wool slaying involves rounding up a bunch of wools and forcing them to fight to the death, using only toothbrushes. A gruesome sport that only the most scouse of Ormskirk are permitted to play. Anyone from the surrounded areas of Liverpool, such as Huyton, Bootle, etc, are instantly put to death for being "Pya wools"
Wool slaying involves rounding up a bunch of wools and forcing them to fight to the death, using only toothbrushes. A gruesome sport that only the most scouse of Ormskirk are permitted to play. Anyone from the surrounded areas of Liverpool, such as Huyton, Bootle, etc, are instantly put to death for being "Pya wools"
Top scouse 1: Ey laa, wanna go down to Morrisons and do some wool slaying?
Top scouse 2: Ye sound laa, lets go buy some toothbrushes.
Top scouse 2: Ye sound laa, lets go buy some toothbrushes.
by Daniel Banner November 21, 2014
Get the wool slaying mug.Poon slaying is the art of filling the pussy, until the pussy owner cannot walk- this can be due to ache, bruises, internal reconfiguration and even from being comatosed. A true poon slaying mvp performance could result in death of the pussy.
Guy 1- yo Tyrone hows Shaniqua?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?
by SPnotUper February 27, 2016
Get the poon slaying mug.Brad: "hey, how was tristan last night?"
Ed: "Amazing, she may be a little sore today. I was finger slaying the shit out of her all night."
Ed: "Amazing, she may be a little sore today. I was finger slaying the shit out of her all night."
by hobbitfeet May 4, 2006
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