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Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.
Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.
by Rick April 23, 2003
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cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.
"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"
by Big D November 17, 2003
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James Skinner

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.
James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues
by batduck October 20, 2008
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Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.
That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!
by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009
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Beaver Skinner

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.
EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!
by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009
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squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015
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Dennis Skinner

A chad from Bolsover. Also ex member of parliament
by WizardTuna February 25, 2022
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