size of a cock

It should be around 8-9 inches smaller dicks are not as good as big dicks, girls like big dick to stuff down thier mouth or vagina.

He had a big ass size of a cock which i stuffed down my throat.

by dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd November 19, 2007

size up

when u measure each others cocks guys

''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up.

by rw-lad October 8, 2008

Size Queen

A woman who prefers above average sized dick. Usually 8+ inches. Men with small penises are often angry or offended by size queens because they feel insecure in comparison to men with big penises. This will make a lot of men cry, but yes, size does matter. And bigger is better.

Chad: ”She only wants a porn sized dick that can actually make her cum..what a HOE” 😭

Deshaun: “No, Chad. 8+ inches isn’t big, you just have a baby carrot dick. Size queens are just that, QUEENS. If you can’t please a Queen sexually, move over so the real men can.” 💓

by TrippyVixen August 20, 2020

size queen

alternative definition of size queen , can be girl but usually guy,

materialistic bloke who buys the biggest of everything big lawn mower , big house , big sofa, big car,
Eg CrockadileDundees pocket knife,

bloke a) did you see Toms new Hummer , its huge.
bloke b) what about his dog , its a Great Dane,
bloke a) He is such a size queen
Bloke b) Well his wife fits he bill for sure , did you see the size of the hole on her ?

by dekomiester July 9, 2009

Size up

When a guy looks at you thighs to see if he would fit

When you size up you know the bigger the thigh gap, the looser it is

by Toryyuuuu July 17, 2021

size on

Someone who's in a bit of a huff. 'Size' can substitute 'strop' if saying someone has a strop on. Currently used by youths to make people like me feel old.

Teenager 1: "You well fancy the teacher."

Teenager 2: "I bloody don't!"

Teenager 1: "OoooOOOooo, he's got a size on!"

by GMCarangi January 23, 2008

Size 3's

A large man or female with size 3 kid's shoes

Don't make me shove my size 3's up your ass said the 27 year old man.

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008