SIFM

acronym for Stupid Ignorant Fucking Moron

Your mother is a SIFM for not remembering to make you a sandwich after she was finished giving birth to your younger brother.

by Mcjaigle April 8, 2010

Sistmas

When future sisters-in-law come together to celebrate Christmas a month early, with many wines and much merriment.

I cannot wait until Sistmas this Saturday night, I'm going to get festively wasted.

by TryTribes November 28, 2011

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2013

Sifting Through The Trash

A website which combs through each piece of rancid trash on the internet in hopes of finding some treasure and then authors a well-researched article about it. Also known as dumpster-diving. The site tagline is "Doing the Dirty Work So You Don't Have To..."

When She Wants Revenge broke up: I went to all of the usual websites but the only one that had an actual story about it was Sifting Through The Trash

by cleeti March 25, 2014

siftr

Sleep Is For The Rich

Friend: why are you alway up working all night, don't you sleep or something.
Me: No...SIFTR! (Sleep Is For The Rich)

by Tomi4 June 10, 2016

Sitmar

A curved sword.

Damn look at the curve in that Sitmar

by CJ1417 August 1, 2020

swiftman

Someone who’s swift to decide whether they’re joking or not based on the reaction of the people around them.

Person1 : “you’re not good at this game!”
Person2 : “I beat you all the time?!”
Person1 : “I was just joking, why are you mad?”
Person2 : “You’re a swiftman.”

by jayDENISmad October 2, 2020