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Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
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Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.
by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011
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shifting realities

Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)
That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!
by A potterhead March 12, 2021
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shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up
She woke up to find him shooing the dog
by The shining finger March 29, 2015
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shiftingwithmell

shifting with mell, more like lyin with mell, it could also be used as a way to say im gonna lie
" boutta make me go all shiftingwithmell on your ash" or " STOP I JUST GOT PTSD FROM THE DARK AGES OF MELL-"
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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