banjo scraper

A lady with a considerable gap between her teeth that would scrape your banjo string during an act of fellatio.
"She's got a cracking voice but she's not getting anywhere near my penis with that banjo scraper."
by Monkey Ball Z October 28, 2006
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ankle scraper

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"
"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane
by Mallen92 September 20, 2008
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tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.
Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.
by hobrarian September 13, 2008
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Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.
Baltimore Scraper
by Lil' Therm February 03, 2011
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Scraper Job

When One preforms oral sex on top of a scraper bike or sky scraper.
Omg, Jenny gave me a hella retarded scraper job!!!!!!!....It was uncomfertable.
by Cazmanman July 05, 2007
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Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.
Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”
by Jeff_- December 13, 2020
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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