Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

schauer

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

by Captain Condom December 11, 2003

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

Shaferlicious

Adj. (1) Effiminate or of questionable sexual status (2) a poor dancer

"Did you see that guy that just walked by in the sweater-vest and wrestling shoes? Man, was he Shaferlicious!"

by applepie November 16, 2007

Shafer

a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer

Look its Shafer the gayfer!!

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013