Pageland, SC

A small town, just south of Charlotte, NC, across the state line. Its known for being the Watermelon capitol of the World and has an annual Watermelon Festival, in whick rednecks from everywhere show up for. Not much to do in this town except watch paint dry, drink and get bitten by mosquitos. There are a handful of resturaunts and gas stations and a couple of grocery stores. Walmart and Conbraco are the only real places to work. Be careful on the bypass, coming into town...you'll get a ticket for speeding. Pageland is not too bad. It could be worse...it could be Cheraw

Where are you going tomorrow?

Pageland, SC. My granny lives there.

Could be worse. Could be going to Cheraw

by Carlos the Machine June 8, 2012

Florence, SC

Florence, SC not Italy. This place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. Often referred to as "Flo-Town" and divided by rival school territories, West & South, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn't go out with a bang? literally. We have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. Over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon *fingers crossed*! Sure, we're a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that's all that matters. :)

"Hey! let's do something tonight... We'll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies."

"Ayyy homie, we just got beat by west AGAIN. Lets shoot em up..."

"Let's head to Flo-town & go to walmart."

...only in florence, sc

by The Green Stain July 31, 2009

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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

Greenwood, SC

Also known as G-Vegas or G-Hood, Greenwood is a backwoods shit hole in the upstate of South Carolina. While it is rapidly growing, there still isn't much to do besides sit up in Starbucks, vandalize things, do drugs, get drunk, go bowling or aimlessly wander through Walmart all night. Yeah, that's what people really do here. Though there has been an increasing amount of hipsters lately, rednecks are still the majority. The elderly are pretty crochety and super conservative. You don't want to be caught walking any street, no matter how nice of an area it may look like. People be creepin', ready to snatch you up.

Ermergerd lets go to Greenwood, SC next week and chew dip. We'll fit right in with the other trash!

by stalkingmadison July 19, 2012

Space Mob SC

Intergalactic Rap Alliance.

The Space Mob SC is taking over the galaxy

by SMSC September 16, 2013

Lake Wylie, SC

Lake Wylie South Carolina is a place full of want to be rednecks and want to be preps. There’s not much to do around here except going on the lake or sitting in the local QuikTrip parking lot for the entire day and littering the parking lot with empty juul pods..All you really see around here is daddy’s money trucks that the kid driving it says he paid for himself and tacoma’s that all look the same because well.. everyone has them since the jeep wave has ended, but you don’t ever have to worry about not being able to buy your weed because everyone here sells overpriced dirt weed because they only want the clout. At the end of the day it’s a pretty fun place to live, the main downside other than not having parking spots at the Quiktrip is having to go to Clover High School.. but we won’t talk about that one

Lake Wylie, SC is just the middle grounds between Gastonia and Charlotte meaning it’s full of all the things you could ever hate

by chief. . March 9, 2019

Fair Play, SC

A great little town. Where all you need is a Dollar General and a Yoder's building supply for when you need to go out and get something. Peaceful and quiet but also beautiful. You can enjoy nice walks out in open fields, go fishing at BeaverDam Lake, and even visit the Fair Play beach. A good place to live with lots of nice people too. Fair Play is a great place.

MAN: I live in Westminster. Where do you live?
WOMAN: I live in Fair Play, SC.
MAN: Man, I wish I lived there...

by X_gon'GiveItToYa January 10, 2014