by Archard October 22, 2010

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.
by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.
by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020

by Sandpaper101 May 10, 2025
