Sandpapering

When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.
Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering
by Archard October 22, 2010
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Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.
Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
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Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.
“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control
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Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.
by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020
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Sandpapering

When you like to vigorously jerk off with sandpaper.
I’m sandpapering all night tonight! Want to join?
by Sandpaper101 May 10, 2025
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