safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005

Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010

safety wipe

The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia

Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?

by funEmahn August 31, 2004

Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

by word9876789word June 29, 2009

Safety Pin

If someone is wearing it on their clothes everyday, it is usually a promise to not kill themselves (espeically if they have attempted before).

Jill: Jenny wears that stupid safety pin everday.
Jack: Yeah, it's because she attempted suicide. It's a promise to herself to never do it again.
Jill: Wow that's sad.

by Jennnnny ( : October 27, 2008

safety dance

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

by Rick September 5, 2003