ruster

A cock

Dude, my ruster itches.

by bill November 19, 2002

tin roof rusted

This word means that a girl is pregnent, and is usually used when it's a mistake.

Shaina's tin roof got rusted .
OR
"You're what?"
"Tiiiiin roof, rusted." -Line from Love Shack by the B52'S

by Cakolin May 27, 2005

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Whatever Rustles your Jimmies

Similar to whatever floats your boat, tickles your peach, etcetera.

Person 1: Hey man, what do you want to eat?
Person 2: Oh, I don't care. Whatever rustles your Jimmies.

by SpeJohns October 2, 2013

Rusted Mud Whistle

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.

After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Rutledge

(Verb) To pull just enough of a penis out of one’s mouth to apologize for an offense. Variation on the “Milton Berle” (pulling just enough of one’s penis out to show that it’s larger than another, but no more)

Named after Rutledge, PA, where local legend holds that one of the town’s namesakes regularly offered oral sex to avoid punishment from law enforcement.

“Dan’s going to have to Rutledge me for forgetting his manners.”

by LukesLeagueChamp November 26, 2019

rustoleum

A great brand of spraypaint, favored by graffiti writers, that is easy to find and is inexpensive. "rusto" is a short form

fuck krylon, give me some rustoleum!

by StaticDischarge March 16, 2006