Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.

Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.

by f-deer February 6, 2010

rumplemilfskin

a magical gnome that brings milfs to your doorstep. he also spins jizz into gold.

"I just got a rumplemilfskin for my doorstep. Ever since it's been like a daycare at my house."

by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010

rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Whats Rumpin

a greating in Connecticut Meaning whats up or whats poppin.

Friend 1: Whats Rumpin?
Friend 2: Nothin chillin son.

by Young CEF March 26, 2008

Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

by Frat28 November 1, 2009

Rump Hump

To hump a sexy girl's bubble butt, with emphasis on the thrusting of the hips. Usually ending with a spastic seizure-like orgasm.

Ms. Dovner was rump humped on a sexy micro-suede bed by Mr. Right.

by JJCJ August 19, 2008

rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008