Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
by weird_eli January 06, 2023
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Rogan

Thats one of the names of the quietest kid who is gay and has no absolute rizz .
Rogan! Get up and read 4th paragraph
by AnonymousBobo January 03, 2024
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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
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Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024
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Rogan

Rogan is super funny and really creative, They have big personalities and They don't need to pretend about who they are. They always think about the positives and never let anything get to them.
"Hi Rogan!!" or "Have you seen Rogan today?".
by *Someone_random* December 13, 2022
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He is an ugly boy who lives Texas and smokes pot
becky:did you hear ROGAN smokes pot
Jaspal:wow he is bad boy
by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019
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Rogan

I’m sitting at the golf course because it’s where I go when im in a bad place. You are so precious to me I would do anything to take away your pain. It breaks my heart to see the sweetest boy carry such heavy burdens. I talked to my cousin around Christmas about his brother Josh who died in a motor cycle accident. He was the most kind hearted genuine and lively person. Our whole family changed after he died. Barely anyone cares to see each other anymore. YOU., Rogan Tyrone Are one of those one in a million people. You have So much Unbelievable potential. To me, you have already come So far, too far. I hope so badly you find peace in the chaos. I understand how hard it can be at times. I am sorry that it is so grueling and awful. You are in No way deserving of any bad, any negative, or any evil that has ever been in your life. There is no way in Hell your potential will be wasted. I Will do angthing in my power to show you. You are deserving of Anything your heart truly desires. You Are Capable of + Worthy of Anything you can dream of. Taking time for yourself IS Necessary and You Rogan Tyrone Are deserving of every bit of love+ Selflove-care this life has to offer. You are so unique and full of life and adventure. YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS + IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD.

~BELIEVE IT~**naruto**
Rogan, a god of the new world.
by BrittanyParsons;)~SS January 23, 2025
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