A way of describing the feeling of being extremely high, baked, stoned, blasted, or ripped, a combination between the two words 'ripped' and 'shit-sauced', meaning drunk.
Dude I am soo ripsauced right now and its only 715am there is no way I can go to class this ripsauced.
After those 5 blunts in half an hour, I was above and beyond ripsauced.
After those 5 blunts in half an hour, I was above and beyond ripsauced.
by The Bos$ September 11, 2011
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This girl falls for people she knows she shouldn’t. She always takes a guys side. She cares to much. She is scared, and anxious and has so many trust issues bc of a single group of people. She believes things maybe she shouldn’t and falls hard for people who are hurt. She wants to fix everyone and everything but gets other people and herself caught in the crossfire. She is really sorry.
“ Rissa, you are so stupid for believing all this shit.”
“ Rissa, you need to do what’s good for u”
“ wow Rissa is a shitty person”
“ Rissa, you need to do what’s good for u”
“ wow Rissa is a shitty person”
by bigthottiethotthot October 18, 2018
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Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
Get the reusable condoms mug.Exact definitions of coolness cannot be defined. Scientists believe one single drop of cute from Pants may very well be enough to light the sun...if it should ever go out.
Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.
Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.
Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.
Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.
"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."
"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"
She must be a Rissa Pants."
"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"
by Ze Rah-Fah March 3, 2009
Get the Rissa Pants mug.I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.
by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010
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