Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects

Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals

by 459395 April 6, 2022

ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Public Humiliation Ritual

A very embarrassing person to be around

Look at how embarrassing he is, he is a Public Humiliation Ritual.

by Feionn October 2, 2025

pagun ritual

An "ungodly" display of firearms dat has been practiced for many generations.

During his drug-prices "negotiations" with Sal Luccione, Clarence Boddicker seemed largely unfazed by all of da assorted bang-sticks dat were pointed at him, indicating dat said mass display of firepower was merely a pagun ritual dat had played out in his life many times before.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

chees ritual

a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.

(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual

(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good

by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024