Runejob

getting a BJ while playing RuneScape.

GERTJAARS:Omg i was slaying last night, and my girl gave me a runejob!

by is_this_real November 16, 2009

Runescape Fat

Runescape fat is the amount of weight accumulated whilst playing (and in some cases even watching) Runescape The massive online adventure game by Jagex ltd.
Once Runescape fat is gained it can never be removed, weight-loss diets and regular exercise have been proven ineffective.
The Runescape Fat formula per Kg is: (‘RS’ hours {over} body Metabolism) X 3.14

Robbie- Hey Jake, have you seen Sam lately?
Jake- Yeah, he’s like a walking slab of lard
Robbie- No, it’s just Runescape fat
Jake- I don’t think he’s heart could take anymore Runescape.
Robbie- Anymore and he will end up in Lumbridge eh?
Jake- Faggots *Walks off*

by hcrismawson96 March 14, 2009

Rune it up

This refers to playing the game "RuneScape" created by Jagex. When someone is going to spend time playing on Runescape, or indeed is already playing on the game they are "Runeing it up"

"So George, are you going to Rune It Up today!?"

"It's time to rune it up"

"i'm gonna fucking "rune it up" all weekend!"

by swimace September 22, 2007

runescape

Imagine this:
You do something.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You get the picture. The most repetitive game on the Internet, you just do the same thing again and again and again and...
You start playing it as a normal person, but eventually you have no life and no friends.. well, no friends that you've actually met anyway.

Billy had a life.
Billy discovered Runescape.
Billy's life got pwnt by Runescape.

by Nosely J May 11, 2006

Runescape

An awesome MMORPG (Massive Multi Player Online Game) that is very addicting. I'm not going to tell you not to play it, it is very fun. Just remember, it CAN ruin your life. My girlfriend and I almost broke up because of it. I would spend weekends at my friend's house just playing at ALL THE TIME. We would not eat or sleep, just play. The best part about it was the Wilderness, a place where you could pk (player kill) other players. It was really fun, and now they have pk worlds.

It's not hard to quit, it's just hard to realize that you SHOULD quit. After playing for about 4-5 years, I quit for about 2 years. I recently started to play again, and it is still pretty fun. Just learn how to manage your time.

Real Runescape Convo (Not a paid advertisment):

Dylan: Wanna go outside?
Tyler: Are you fucking high?
Dylan: lmao no i was jk'in.
Tyler: rofl...nub

*Silence*

Dylan: Wanna pk?
Tyler: Fuck yeah, tele varrock.
Dylan: Ok my world.
Tyler: Fuck that mine.
Dylan: ...K

by c town down February 9, 2009

rune helm

The act of recieveing a blow job while playing runescape

Examples

1)Hey Carlos, Courtney gave me the best rune helm while i was killing green dragons last night!

2) Hey Tim, I heard that ebony chicks dont enjoy giving rune helm

by 69Mr Bruce69 June 21, 2011

RuneScape

A glorified gambling site with goals and XP.

My mom says Im addicted to RuneScape, but she also says Im handsome.

by JohnnyRocko May 24, 2016