reciprocard

A card (Christmas, birthday, etc) sent to someone only because they sent you a card first and you feel guilty for not reciprocating.

Husband: Hey, did we get a Christmas card in the mail today?

Wife: Yeah, from the Smiths. Now I've got to reciprocard and there's only 2 days left before Christmas.

by Southern Mom December 23, 2009

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retif

(Verb) : see also retifism

*to retif.

To skeet skeet over a new pair of fresh kicks. The act of
Physical ejaculation when have purchased and first put the left foot into a new fresh pair of swag nikes.

1. I just retif all over dem kicks.

2. I'll need a napkin cause when I put on these nikes there's gonna be a skeetsplosion.

3. "Oh my god, look at these shoes"

See also retifism

Retifism, shoe fetish, foot fetish, feet, nikes

by Elliot Jones Bones October 13, 2013

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Retip • Retipath • Retipid • retipsy • retipulled • retigga • Retigguar • resipoo • Retep • recipe

resipoo

The itchy 'cornhole clingers' that often only make themselves apparent approximately twenty minutes after a hurried post-shit wipe.

Hey Elliot, I've got a right itchy arsehole, I must have some resipoo left on my ring from my hangover shite.

by Mrs Pennyapple February 5, 2014

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Recipnegate

Negative Reciprocal, but easier to say. Instead of taking your negative reciprocal of a slope, you would recipnegate it.

James- Hey dude, how do you find the perpendicular bisector of this line?
Steve- You gotta recipnegate the slope!
James- Oh yeah, thanks!

by Auricorn November 16, 2017

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Reciproquery

When one person in your party says something that immediately stops all sidebar conversation, a second person says ... “what?” , to which the first person replies ... “what?” ...followed by awkward silence or a random and anonymous “huh?”

And that... my friends...is what you call ... a reciproquery... who wants another margarita?...

by Kisch June 5, 2018

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