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Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.
Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.
by bloody penguin November 7, 2011
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relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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RelationTIP

a relationship formed between two Tipsters

this form of relationship never truly ends, as both of the Tipsters involved are perfect for each other, otherwise it would never have formed n the first place

is often characterized by the romanticizing of nerdy or geeky subjects
one Tipster: "i am the proton to your electron, i will always be attracted to you with a force equal to that of the electro-static force"

one Tipster: "i would build a time machine so i can stay in this RelationTIP with you forever"
other Tipster: "lets get started, we need to work on designs for that flux capacitor!"
by Iggy Flames February 21, 2011
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zero ten relationship

When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.
Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.
by Tylerisdad November 13, 2020
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v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.
"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"
by maximusanton January 18, 2010
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rejection

Rejection is an avoidable part of life. Nevertheless, rejection is a very painful experience. But life would be very boring without it. A person that has never experienced rejection is a sheltered little fuck with a perfect life; someone who has never had to work hard for anything. A person that is a stranger to struggle, pain and rejection is not worthy of respect. Even those people with "perfect" lives that never experience rejection are miserable. Look at any young rich celebrity; they're all strung out on all types of substances. Rejection is an experience that makes us all stronger. The world is a hard and cold place. Not getting the girl or guy of your desires or not getting to live the life you want will only give you the inspiration to try harder and improve yourself as a person.
I'm 26 years old and I have experienced rejection my entire life. But every time I look in the mirror I think "Damn, I am one handsome lucky bastard..."
by Hold Your Head October 23, 2008
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long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
by rainman002 September 15, 2009
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