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Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.
I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.
by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025
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Free Refrigerator

An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.

May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!

Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
by Frostymugofsuds January 9, 2010
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Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019
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refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.
I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.
by ferricoxide June 8, 2010
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refrigerated toast

eg. mate it was like a piece of refrigerated toast
by hihelloheybye April 22, 2017
mugGet the refrigerated toastmug.

Refrigerator Dick

When you pour liquid nitrogen on your cock and it freezes. You then proceed to whack it against a table until it shatters
“Dat bitches pussy so cold I got refrigerator dick.”
by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX July 29, 2019
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refrigerate the leftovers

An onomonopaeic phrase that can be utilized as a descriptor for a task that you desire to or must do, which is different from the one you are doing now.
I can't wait to get off work so I can refrigerate the leftovers.

Soon as I'm done helping you, I'm gonna go refrigerate the leftovers.

AFK - BRB - gotta refrigerate the leftovers.
by MrSchroeder May 18, 2010
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