Random Randy

A sufficiently awkward or random person.
A person with no friends in a social situation.

When Alix was at a party with no one she knew, she was a total random randy.

by AlixEverson January 2, 2009

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

do_people_click_on_random_things?

Yeah Apparently

do_people_click_on_random_things?:

Apparently people also look at this part to so,
HELLO WORLD

by Etan888 March 14, 2018

randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

Random Rab

He is one of the founding members of the trend setting El Circo community. Known for his heart-warming beats he is often a sought after performer at underground parties in San Francisco and across the US. He is also commonly known as 'the converter' due to his hot looks and appeal to individuals of all sexual preferences.

1st party-goer "Rab was so hot up there! He was my favorite DJ at that El Circo party! His music just TURNS me on!"

2nd party-goer "I know! It get's everybody all JUICY and LOVED up! You know that he isn't just a DJ, he produces all the music he plays! He is SOOO talented!"

1st party-goer "That's so HOT!!!! Did you see how he was looking at me?! I swear we made eye contact!"

2nd party-goer "Oh, Puuulleeeeaaasssseeee!!! You are just going through your Random Rab phase! Everyone here does that! He was checking out that Hawaiian steeze!"

by biggest fan January 27, 2008

randomishismness

Randomishismness (also can be spelt RANDOMISHISMNESS) is a colloquialism used in exclamation to describe an extremely random occurrence.

its use originated from local adolescent groups in Adelaide, South Australia who used it as an exclamation of either boredom, randomness, or to show off they're world renowned vocalization abilities.

"Why I dare say, Dr. Williams, does that look like a pig flying to you!?"

"RANDOMISHISMNESS!!!"

by CrazySouthAustralian169 December 17, 2009

Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009