Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
Get the kicking tee retrievermug. 
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by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018
Get the Golden Retrievermug. Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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Get the Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Roblesmug. A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective
by Psutey September 25, 2021
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
Get the The Human Version of a Golden Retrievermug.