Comfort Rudder

When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.

Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail

by Cumfirst October 8, 2009

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.

Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.

by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010

Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Render

to savagely fuck somebody up

Jimmy - Yo your moms a whore
Anquan - Fuck U nigga, ill render you right now
Jimmy - Chill bro

by KingKoopster April 18, 2013

Dutch Rudder

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.

by nfkiller May 18, 2006