Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out

Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night

by Deo demon January 22, 2022

Queso Explosion

When a woman (or person with female genitals and sex organs) consumes a delicious food item (such as a food item) and cums in her pants metaphorically. Most common at Mexican Restaurant establishments. Queso, as the titular item of this phenomenon, often bears a striking resemblance to the woman's metaphorical ejaculate in both hue and viscosity.

Oh me! Oh my! This margarita is inducing quite the queso explosion!

by pdiddler1895 March 17, 2025

Y'all Queso Privado

When you have cheese on ya'll privates

Yo is that yeast or your d*** that smell like cheese , wait I'm speak Spanish do you mean Y'all Queso Privado

by DocCheeseDk August 14, 2025

Queso Beso

Is when 1) you kiss someone and their breath smells like mexican cheese or 2) when you put wiz cheeze in your mouth and french kiss ur partner.

"Ayyyy cochinno, lavate la boca, no quiero tu queso beso!"

by Magnetar October 18, 2012

queso faceo

Slang for facial, invented by the band UnderTipper.

and then at the end of the scene, he gave her a serious case of queso faceo

by UnderTipper January 18, 2017

queso blaster

Spanish Word for Cheese but theres also a deeper meaning to it. 2nd meaning is Pretty much ur own produced cheese if you know what im saying. and the word blaster LOLz can it be more obvious!

i used my queso blaster to blast my load all over her face when i was done

by Khasin Lopez January 14, 2008