Pull a quagmire

The act of defecating in an airplane bathroom sink

If you’re hunting for a car don’t pull a quagmire!

by Coldscold April 2, 2025

Quagmire arm

A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.

“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”

by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025

quagmire in a wheelchair

Being in an inflamed wheelchair while R34 quagmire is smiling scarily with the death note 2nd theme song plays.

I played happy wheels as a quagmire in a wheelchair.

by Pyrixel August 10, 2023

quagmire

Not Glenn Quagmire. A quagmire is a soft boggy area that gives way underfoot.

"Quagmire is SO giddy!"

by BigOreo_foldup123 December 14, 2022

Quagmire

Vaermina's realm in Oblivion. It is quite a dark realm, although little is known about it. Erandur, a Dunmer priest of Mara, speaks somewhat of the place.

Vaermina resides in a strange realm known as Quagmire... a nightmarish land where reality shifts upon itself in seemingly impossible ways.

by HollyRolo September 25, 2015

Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire, or commonly referee to as just Quagmire, is a fictional character from the T.V. Show Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.

"He went so Quagmire last night"

by Adjsoto August 8, 2016

uh quagmire?

a joke a bald guy laughed at

uh Quagmire? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by no hairline March 28, 2021