purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

by Justin April 11, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

by B Man bran December 9, 2007

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

one eyed purple headed warrior of love

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006