Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!
by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015
When you see someone who needs you help but instead of helping them you punch them in the dick, sexually assault them and then steal their wallet.
by Life_indk November 20, 2016
by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013
A Vagina after child birth.
by Dont make it long make it fat February 15, 2011
The most powerful punch known to man. Many believe it to be more lethal than a Chuck Norris Round-House Kick, and if one attains a nine hundred thousand trillion killstreak in Call of Duty, a Franklin Punch is earned. It kills everything anywhere on the map that you want to kill.
Chris got Franklin Punched with a left hand, and he was knocked out and had a red eye for months. He barely survived.
by anonymousjulianstudent69 April 25, 2011
A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.
Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."
by Sam Mechling September 08, 2010
The act of having someone else throw a punch or punches in a fight on your behalf due to you being an overwhelming gigantic vagina.
Last night Johnny went to the club and his buddy had to throw a Bieber Punch to protect him from getting his head stomped in.
by El Turd Face September 04, 2013