Pumping Irony

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.

The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.

by More_Libations June 4, 2015

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

pumping out the visuals

when someone looks like a strange person and have a very visual style.

look at that guy over there he is pumping out the visuals.

by OJTBDL December 7, 2011

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

Pumping Ass

Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church

Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?

Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!

Me: ummm... that's good..

by Marks920 July 22, 2016