PTSD 

Penile Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.

PTSD by Damsel69 December 18, 2023

PTSD 

Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder

When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.

« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »

PTSD by Hislayboibye May 3, 2024

PTSD 

Post-Time Sympathetic Delusion

Oh man, whenever i think of her, i get PTSD

Life is crazy, but i've got PTSD so im crazier.

PTSD by Samurai Irob August 7, 2025

ptsd

somthing that you get after talking with a 4 year old on call of duty

stupid ni**a

shut up 4 year old
*screams*
i have ptsd

ptsd by ptsd from cod November 17, 2025

PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) 

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.

PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) by dbp0011 November 19, 2016

PTSD'ED 

The verb form of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) which defines a temporary lapse of insanity. Often a term used in military circles.

"Did you hear about Jacob? He PTSD'ED Dave's ass"
"Did you hear about Jacob's arm? I hear he wen't PTSD on a window".

PTSD'ED by PinkSlippers December 31, 2012

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) 

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.

"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016