Proxy Gay

A gay person who remains friends with a homophobic person in attempts to improve their view of sexuality and gay people

Julius: I’ve been a proxy gay for Peter for a while now
Geoff: I think Peter is a lost cause
Julius: I can get through to him
Geoff: :/

by Zhango101 April 2, 2021

proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

anorexia by proxy

Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.

No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.

by M. Blur June 22, 2011

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.

man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

by JulieO February 11, 2014

cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012