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Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
by detective kim April 21, 2020
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professor cal

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.
Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?
by Girlfriend material November 21, 2020
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Gender Studies Professor

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.
Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor
by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021
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Peacefully Protested

When a bunch of peaceful protestors loot a store.
Protestor: Yo, we just peacefully protested a Walmart!
Guy: That's Illegal.
by LmaoBoxer June 29, 2020
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2019 Hong Kong Protest

An ongoing event in Hong Kong that originated from the extradition bill. Citizens are often dressed in black, shouting various slogans as most of them march peacefully on the streets, fighting for democracy and freedom. As of October 3rd 2019, the police had permanently blinded 2 individuals, arrested first-aiders, shot a teenager that resulted in a punctured lung and many more
Heard during the 2019 Hong Kong protest
Person 1: five demands

Person 2: not one less

Person 1: Libertate Hong Kong

Person 2: Revolution of our times

Person 1: Stand with Hong Kong

Person 2: Fight for freedom
by glorytohongkong October 2, 2019
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Hong Kong protesters

The Hong Kong protesters are one of the most righteous people in the world. Having had enough of the Hong Kong government's bullshit, they have decided to take to the streets, practically unarmed when compared to their opponent.

However, the Hong Kong government cannot tolerate them, and have pulled out the big guns, like tear gas, rubber bullets and water cannons.

During one battle, they have been trapped at the Polytechnic University, in Kowloon for many days. During which, there were several cases of police brutality, but they have not given up, with many other protests that happened even after this incident.
by Liberate Hong Kong May 14, 2020
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Edgerton Protest

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.
*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*
by Person229 December 9, 2012
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