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Elvis Presley

by bob123456789987654321 August 8, 2009
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Elvis Presley

The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.
Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.
by ACDCLEDZEPPEDLINRUSH December 30, 2010
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Presley

Damn, did you see that? Presley belongs to the streets.
by vapegodmeg May 23, 2020
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Presley's Syndrome

Sudden and catastrophic stoppage of the heart whilst engaged in defaecation, usually following consumption of a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich or a presley of drugs.
I was called to a patient with Presley's syndrome in the male changing rooms. I had to unlock the cubicle from outside.
by jock-doc October 25, 2011
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Elvis Presley

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll
by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008
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presley

she’s pretty, but she act like a bitch and that’s on my momma . presley is very spoiled . she cold hearted but let’s a lot of things get to her. she gets all the white boys and she gets very very close with your cousin lmao .
by the.realbitch.com July 11, 2019
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Pressley

A girl that is tall, and hates a girl name sabrina, that has a stick up her ass.
Pressley doesn't like that chick name Sabrina.
by Pressley Murillo December 25, 2007
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