The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night
Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.
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Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.
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Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.
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1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
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