Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.

What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

PORTUMAN

A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.

1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.

by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009

posturbate

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.

"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015

Possum Flu

A close relative of swine flu, except that the person is not really sick, just "playing possum" to stay home.

CDC estimates that over 1/3 of swine flu cases are really possum flu.

by MD 4real October 21, 2009