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Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...
by peejaybee October 7, 2008
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portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."
by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016
mugGet the portal guidemug.

Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
by Butterjack January 25, 2019
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Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.
Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix
by joe wackamole January 7, 2021
mugGet the Portal Penmug.

portal master

what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals
master eon: greatings younge portal master
by somegoose January 21, 2021
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Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity
by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009
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Los Portales

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.
The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.
by josizzle forchizzle muh nizzle November 27, 2011
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