Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

sapphire portal

a dumbass website that checks your grades and classes that my school uses

teacher: check your grades please
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH I SONT WANT TO USE sapphire portal

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

portal master

what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals

master eon: greatings younge portal master

by somegoose January 21, 2021

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border

Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009

Los Portales

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.

The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.

by josizzle forchizzle muh nizzle November 27, 2011