porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym

boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017

Porkchop

A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.

Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.

by Jeebel May 23, 2019

Porkchop

To screw something up or to be an idiot.

Kieran put money on the Cavs to win? What a porkchop!

by Mygodgary February 24, 2022

PorkChop

A man that knows how to lay the pipe to his milkshake

My pork chop knows how to please.

PorkChop never stops

by Milkshake2022 June 2, 2022

Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.

by flyer fool September 1, 2023

porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.

Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.

by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023