poopstroke

Jacking off while taking a shit

“Yeah I was in the bathroom taking a poopstroke”

by Lilnihga June 5, 2021

Pooptintillion

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.

I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.

by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023

Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

Poopstipated

When you want to take a dump but cannot - usually after a long night of partying and dehydration.

A better way to say "I cannot take a dump" among friends - inciting laughter instead of disgust.

"Been sitting on the can for an hour but nothing - I am poopstipated big time."

by rjayh May 28, 2007

Poolstick

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.

Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack

by prozaq June 7, 2019

poopstick

It's a poop on a stick. Poopstick can be used in many ways; on lawns, people's porches, and in backyards.


Directions: You can gather poop from your Baby brother or find some on the street, then put it on a stick using a glove. Yes! It's that easy.

I stuck a poopstick in my neighbor's lawn and bugs flocked to it.

by Crazy Z July 27, 2005

poopskin

A distasteful person; used to express resentment

Wow, that asshole Bill sure is being a poopskin today.

by Riggs July 1, 2003