walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.

That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.

by ggntjs September 10, 2009

dookie poops

dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA

person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs"
person2 "na dood lets get some dookie poops
person1 "word sauce!!"

by thitry7 February 11, 2008

sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster August 26, 2015

Girl Who Poops Or A Bitch That Shits

u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl

"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"

"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"

by itskykyky August 19, 2023

Hershey Kisses Poops

when a yamagotchi poops it resembles a hersey kiss

eww a hersey kiss pooper

by pooman February 12, 2004

Shooty poops

Diarrhea

I've been up all night with the shooty poops.

by Crazyspice2002 December 13, 2016