Poob

A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.

You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.

by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018

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POOBING

The act of being Walt Disney and putting metal in ones bones

Oh boy howdy do I like POOBING

by Pquiblo January 1, 2018

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Poobs

When you have pecs, but then get fat so they look more like more like moobs.

Can't believe I got so fat, my pecs have turned into poobs.

by White whale September 29, 2017

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(Noun) - Female breast with contaminants of human fecal matter.

Sub-Definitions - "Man-Poob" - similar characteristic as "Poob," yet to the male sex.

To think of it in a different aspect, we all have poobs. Especially if your cleavage is exposed more than usual. You've gotta think, people fart. When people fart, Fecal molecules are released into the air. This clings to us. The Poobs have overtaken us.

by PussyDestroyer#2 January 27, 2020

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