pinche

Spanish-language expression meaning:
a) Kitchen boy. The guys who clean up the Chef's mess and scrub the frying pans and carry stuff around. In this context it's still used in Spain.
b) In Mexico, it's an all-purpose insult enhancer, which would be roughly equivalent to the use of *fucking* in English. If Jay (Silent Bob's hetero life mate) spoke Spanish, he would say *pinche* A LOT.
Pinche is strongly associated with cursing in Mexican Spanish and the very moment you use it gives you away as a Mexican national. So you pinches gringos take that into account if youre trying to pass for an Argentine or whatever.
c) In Mexico, it's also used as an adjective to describe something as insignificant, lousy, miserable or worthless.

a) Se solicitan 2 pinches de cocina medio turno. (2 kitchen boys are needed for half shifts)
b) Pinche gringo culero ve a chingar a tu reputisima madre! (Fucking gringo asshole go fuck your loosecunt cocksucking mother!)
c) Tu pinche hermana está bien pinche, wey. (Your fucking sister is so fucking ugly, dude!)

by Hugh G Rection April 7, 2005

Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher

A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.

Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.

by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010

Porcher

When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”

Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”

by djnd August 1, 2019

Pennsylvania Pincher

This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!

I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.

Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!

Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!

by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010

Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls

Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

by LuciThaDevi June 28, 2021

playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

poached my line

A negative response to another skier or snowboarder cutting you off and skiing the line you were getting ready to ride.

That jerk poached my line and tracked-up all that fresh pow just as I was getting ready to drop-in!

Hey, you just poached my line ass-wipe! Find your own line to ski.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010