Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!
by LianaG October 29, 2006
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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 17, 2011
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Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.
by cloudstrawberry February 05, 2024
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dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.
I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.
by gcl1224 September 21, 2011
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Dead Poet Society

A rock band from Boston Massachusetts, known mostly for their use of a broken 7 string fretless guitar, which has sounds and techniques which aren’t able to be achieved with normal equipment, making it a unique sound all in it’s own.
“Yeah I shit my pants before a Dead Poet Society concert, well it wasn’t before the concert it was on the drive over, I never should have trusted that fart to he honest.”
by Isaadelle January 12, 2025
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21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme
When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.
by DaRealBdizzle February 03, 2016
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21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.
"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"
by DaRealBdizzle February 06, 2016
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