Pity Flirt

A hot yet kindhearted guy/girl who genuinely acts interested in the least attractive people in the room to make them feel better.

Man, that girl was scary ugly. You're such a pity flirt.

by Neesied69 September 20, 2011

Pity Cash

Cash given to others out of pity and or guilt...

The cheating husband gave his blind wife pity cash after he returned from his mistresses house.

My dad gave me pity cash all the time while he was divorcing my mom.

by Lisa Amor December 21, 2008

pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.

After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

pity add

The act of adding someone you don't know on MySpace or Friendster because you feel bad for them and don't want to be mean.

"I have no clue who that guy is, he was a pity add."

by Spiffers December 21, 2005

pity party

is when someone wants somebody to feel sorry for them

Sometimes looking for a pity party makes you feel worse.

by Gerard Irick June 4, 2010

Pity Like

What you do on any social media platform when any post has so many dislikes that you want to give it a like out of pity.

His attempt at a satirical video got so many dislikes that I decided to give a pity like"

by Lou Dickerson May 4, 2017

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011