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Luca Pinocchio

not the tiniest of niggas, but he is always hoes before bros, and will grow up to be a wife beater.
Daquan : Damn bro you see that foo
Tyrone: Yeah the guy beating his girlfriend, yeah thats Luca Pinocchio
by A Nigga Drinking A Capri Sun October 17, 2019
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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021
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Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.
This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.
by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022
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Pinocchio Code

When a man makes a gay joke and the other man gets an erection due to the detail in the joke
by PeJota Fatgirl July 6, 2019
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Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023
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Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.
“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”
by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021
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Reverse Pinocchio

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.
Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick
by cr8g October 23, 2018
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