facebook phobia

Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.

Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?

Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}

Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!

facebook phobia by Veranda Collingwood October 12, 2010

Group Chat Phobia 

The phobia of texting in group chats.

Nick has group chat phobia, so he texts people individually.

Group Chat Phobia by Ronald44 July 21, 2016

Cali phobia 

A phobia of the state of California, a fear of going to California, a fear of the residents of California

"Your lack of travel to California is due to your Cali phobia"

Cali phobia by reno baby January 29, 2008

Straight phobia 

When members of the LGBTQA+ have a phobia against straight people

straight couples make me sick, but straight phobia isn’t real

Straight phobia by 666babby June 12, 2018

Yourself phobia

When a person is frightened of aspects of themselves. They may also be scared of the unknown aspects of themselves.

After being told that you could achieve anything you wanted, you froze like a self loathing chameleon. You've got problems, you're dealing with a case of "yourself phobia".

Yourself phobia by Bigdaddyvick January 2, 2017

Fart Phobia 

The fear of farting around other people.

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.

Fart Phobia by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Cluster phobia 

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.

My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia

Cluster phobia by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016