premature ejaculation

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004

premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed

BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master

by Drue B December 26, 2006

permafaded

Someone who is constantly under the influence of Marijuana.

Daniel has smoked so much he is permafaded.

by House One June 17, 2007

Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

by spencedog April 11, 2009

Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.

George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

by jaqueranda December 4, 2009

Premature Endjamulation

The odd condition whereby Trey from Phish will cut off a seemingly perfect, and perhaps once in a lifetime legendary jam, and quickly & poorly segue into another tune. Though he often notices that this has happened, and tries to atone for it later in the set, the deed has already been done. The cum stain is already on the sheet so to say.

Yeah, I sure did. Just too bad that Trey ruined it with his Premature Endjamulation like the Piper and Carini that came before it.

by tmwsiy November 14, 2011

Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...

Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....

by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007