Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

PB n J

A way of saying PB and J (peanut butter and jelly)

"Lets go make some PB n J"

by z0mbi3X2k September 23, 2005

PB n J

When two people go really, really well together, like peanut butter and jam. They are almost always in love and are like each other's foil: a person who complements another person and highlights the best parts of each other's personality. Thick as thieves. Partners in crime. Hand in hand. Copesetic.

"Did you see Amelia and her man the other day? Hella wicked! Those two are like PB n J!"

by Raspberry Jam/The Great Magoo February 21, 2010

PB and J

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.

Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...

by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

New Jersey PB n J

A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.

Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.

by Cocktit69 February 19, 2010

Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011