Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him

Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run

by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021

Geoffery Patterson

Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.

“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”

by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021

Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021

Lara Patterson

Secretly a vegan. A werewolf blending in amongst humans. Knows she'll be exposed if she eats an abnormal amount of meat, so she converted to veganism as a front. Years later, she can no longer stomach an ounce of meat.

Lara Patterson: Awoooooo!!

by kwehsticle September 27, 2025

Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021