Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Grundle patrol

The act of looking or exploring for grundle.

Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"

Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"

by Willjack213 October 17, 2008

Gq patrol

Pulls pussy, land cruisers, and roots! Voted best vehicle by everyone. Commonly own by ex Toyota drivers that have learnt there cars were piss weak rust farms made for picking up blokes.

Dad sold his gq patrol and mum spilt up with him! Now dad is dating Jeff from the pub.

by Joshuafahy_69 January 14, 2018

Snow Patrol

Brilliant band who were formed in Dundee, Scotland(at uni) and whose members live in Glasgow but are from (all of them not just Gary) N.Ireland. And yes they are better than Coldplay. And no they are not new. Final Straw is their third album.

'Run' smacks cream crackers out of 'Yellow', on any day of the week.

by outlawstar October 8, 2004

honkey patrol

Law enforcement, otherwise known as honkies, coppers, cops or "police officers"

put that shit away its the honkey patrol!

by insanityredeemer October 16, 2006

Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.

:( paw patrol is a messed up show.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017