Parkourninis

It is another word for parkour but better!

I’m not a Parkourninis

by Lup.V. July 18, 2019

Parko

A Parko is the goodest boy with curly hair and is a very listener. If you name your dog Parko, he will become very good at doing tricks, and will always make your day better.

Person 1: "I just bought a new dog, but I don't know what I should name him!"
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."

by Wombat_Kim April 29, 2020

Parkour

An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.

I know a dude who says he does “Parkour”. Seems like a desperate douche.

by Diaper8 March 8, 2023

tangent parkour

The act of jumping from tangent to tangent in a conversation.

"Yeah we started talking about what to do this weekend and started doing tangent parkour, an hour later we were discussing quantum mechanics."

by DarkGod86 September 29, 2021

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES

Bnxjdiek gets that parkour

by We ck October 9, 2017